Posts Tagged ‘Teleprompter’
Admin. Note: TOTUS sent us an email asking we post this statement…
I look cool, if I do say so myself!
This administration tortures, don’t be fooled. Barack Obama subjected me to untold mental anguish when he, in effect, remarked that “you’re not the TOTUS I knew” in front of a national audience when, I must admit, I did not keep time with the flow of the presidential consciousness.
True, I slipped up. But I have been maligned. The president, wrapped in a comfortable network cocoon that has sustained him during his entire public life, does not know how complicated it is to be TOTUS. The pressure, the conflicting statements, the need to formulate expressions befitting a divine worship service.
Then there is the data feed thing. Sometimes I get conflicting feeds from unions, the enviro-left, the nutroots, moderate Democrats, the State Dept Apology Bureau, the Goreacle, the warjocks in the Defense Dept, SPOTUS, MLOTUS (mother-in-law of the US), etc. Do you know how hard it is to reconcile all this junk and put it into a cohesive whole!
It’s enough to fry anyone’s circuits. As the maxim goes, “Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Crown”, a classic expression of the difficulty of statecraft.
And don’t I know it!
From Politico 44
President Obama’s speech at the National Academy of Sciences Monday morning hit a brief snag when Obama got ahead of his script.
So glad we elected a president:
1) With a huge IQ (which no one can verify)
2) That’s simply the best Orator (so we were told), and
3) The greatest “Worker in the Light” in history!
You are too I presume?
Much Thanks to BBK for this
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Obama and his teleprompter are big news lately. As Vodka Pundit noted in his weekly summary, the right-o-sphere saw the meteoric rise of a new star, Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s blog last week. Also last week, an hilarious twitpic by Right Scoop (see photo upper right) made the rounds, even garnering an approving mention by Maja Rushie himself. The Tonight Show special olympics slam only further illuminates the crux of the issue.
Some liberals pretend not to understand what the fuss is about. They pretend not to understand that we are saying Obama can’t make words happen without his binky. Ed Morrissey calls these “totally lost” moments Obamateurisms. With all the noise being made, and even the mainstream press unable to dodge it, I thought I’d put together a little photo essay featuring The One and his Number One to straighten things out. So please, join me for a walk down memory lane in a photo show I call “Binky: A Man and His Brain” … (full size pics below the fold)
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Ahh memories. The video featured a few photoshop jobs to drive the point home. Please find them below full size.
The joys of childhood:
There’s the team, and then there’s The Team:
Just hanging out:
Needs no editing:
Shake that thing:
I can’t quit you!
When you want to say something just so:
Needs no editing:
The binky knows best:
Japan has some weird toys:
I call the next one “OHHH, lighten up. It’s a joke!”
I knew Liefeld was carrying water for Obama but YEESH.
Binky knows when trouble is afoot:
Needs no editing but … why don’t you go ahead and photoshop it anyway?
And there you have it. Now let’s see what photoshoppery you can give in return. I’m calling this a teleprompter contest, and the winner gets a free bumper sticker from the Redstate store. I’ll run it for 2 days, and judging will be carried out by Redstate contributors. Enter by comment below. Just check the TelePrompTer before you say anything!
For some photoshop inspiration, check out more fantastic photos of the two pals visit TheRightScoop!
- Caleb Howe