When You’re Holding a Hammer (Everything Looks Like a Nail)
An assistant football coach is supposedly fired because he co-wrote this song and sent ot out to family, friends and parents of the players. IT does seem that this song was a big part of the firing, but the school says something to the contrary. I tend to believe Bryan Glover, in this PC world where teachers are teaching kids to praise the WON.
Any way you put it, this is a pretty good song: