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Although it looks like a joke, the links to Amazon, The Drugstore, and Walgreens all work and take you to an order page.

Miss M Have you ordered yours yet?

H/T to Ace

From, The Vent-O-Matic…

The President of the United States as Don Corleone…

“My administration,” the president added, “is the only thing between you (the CEO’s of big banking companies) and the pitchforks.”

Yep, the pitchfork wielding mob that you, Community Organizer in Chief, set-up, nursed, have now fed billions of our tax dollars of our money, and who’s Perpetual Outrage^TM you go out of your way to stoke daily.

It’s the Chicago Way, of course.

Fuck you, Mr. President.  The only thing standing between you and the pitchforks is apathy among the electorate – and that can change on a dime, bucko.

I ask again, is there anyone – anyone – still alive and breathing at RNC headquarters these days?

So glad we elected a president:

1) With a huge IQ (which no one can verify)
2) That’s simply the best Orator (so we were told), and
3) The greatest “Worker in the Light” in history!

You are too I presume?

Weapons Officer M’Chel invades the UK.

Weapons Officer M’Chel invades the UK.